I haven’t had alcohol for 18 days! EIGHTEEN DAYS! Support me!

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yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone

(Source: mangomamita, via romancingthelookyloos)

  • Customer: Can I ask you a personal question?
  • Me: Sure...?
  • Customer: Are you a theatrical kind of guy?
  • Me: Do I like the theatre? Not particularly...
  • Customer: No, are you gay?
  • Me: ...