If you find yourself worrying about things just:

  • stop

I purchased the wrong cleaning product, now my apartment smells like a fucking hospital instead of apples!


200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via justanotherwalkingdisaster)

Uhhh all my underwear is Calvin Klein, mainly briefs… 


Reblog if you are the gay sibling

One of them at least.

(via romancingthelookyloos)

lounging around in underwear all day is the greatest way to spend a day off of work. 

and I can’t say it gets easier, but I promise you’ll be alright.